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Angelina Jolie is a Breeder

Yes. Yes. Yes. My New Year's Resolution has finally come true!  I have managed to impregnate Angelina Jolie.  She must be telling the media that the baby is Brad's only so she can avoid all of the extra publicity that comes from a chick getting knocked up by another chick.  I suppose I will name the baby Chardonnay--Unless any of you divine readers have other suggestions...

Angie...

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Our future little Chardonnay:

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January 11, 2006 in Angelina Jolie, Immaculate Conceptions | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)